national 101 you should know

A funny e-mail send to me by a friend. This is Malaysia - What A True Malaysian Should Know NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS : Ajinomoto NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD : Maggi Mee NATIONAL BREAKFAST : Nasi Lemak NATIONAL LUNCH Nasi Ayam NATIONAL SUPPER Roti Canai & Teh Tarik NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE Traffic Jam NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION : Pineapple NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) : Food Poisoning NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN) : Menstrual Pain NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all 'dried up'. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES : Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm. NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA Moh Fah Kor. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES) Happy Hours. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES) : The sight of a police road block. NATIONAL RICE COOKER NATIONAL Rice Cooker NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere. As long as it is not your house. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! NATIONAL ANSWER FOR 'WHERE ARE YOU' ? - on the way. NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE : - 10 minutes NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE Petrol naik lagi kawan... semua barang pun kena naik ler... inclusive chicken meat? NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE : Still cheaper than other country la.... NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM there was accident on the other side of the road.. of course must slow down and tengok-tengok, kaypoh-kaypoh lah! NATIONAL REASON WHEN REJECTING INVITATION 'I got some work to do la..u all go first la..' NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDINGS & LEAKY PARLIAMENT ROOFS : An act of God. Definitely nothing to with greased palms and poor quality control. Nope, none whatsoever. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS : None. We were misquoted. NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES : Orang cakap mau naik mesti mau naik lah! Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punya kah?! NATIONAL REASON FOR HAVING BIG ONION DOMES ON TAXPAYER FUNDED PUBLIC BUILDINGS : Dunno. It's not as if we're anywhere near the middle east. NATIONAL REASON FOR SPURNING BAILOUT PACKAGES FROM FOREIGN CAR COMPANIES : We're about to unveil another badly designed low budget car, which, coupled with our notorious customer service and corporate mismanagement, will see us bankrupt again within the next 5 years. And so we have absolutely no need for the Germans and their silly car-making and market-positioning knowhow, thank you very much. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE (TRAFFIC JAM OR WHAT EVER QUEUE) : Everybody doing what lah....... NATIONAL EXCUSE NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE : Relax ler... government will give discount one of these days NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE (ANY CONDITION) : Give them minum kopi lar...